Scared Off Religion?

Have you been into a Catholic church before? Maybe you Catholics are desensitizes because you go every Sunday. But turning up to m for the first time, I got to tell ya, you have some pretty sick stuff hanging on your walls. I walk into your church and the first thing I see is this guy, hanging over me with spikes in his hands and blood oozing off his palms and feet. Then there’s this other bigger statue of this guy, with some sort of razor wire wrapped around his head and blood in his eyes. Then I turn around and everywhere I look there are more paintings of this guy, also with razor wire wrapped around his head and a big gash in his side. I don’t know how to tell you this Catholics, but your church looks like it was arc erected by Quentin Tarantino. I was gonna go up for communion, but I was worried that when I opened my mouth, Harvey Keitel would stick a 9mm in and blow out the back of my head. Dont get me wrong, I like your church, but i also like The Texas Chainsaw Macre.